The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.
This isn’t a stage, it’s a lifestyle.
step 1: make girl laugh
step 2: make girl moan
fact: most men cant accomplish either
Yeah, that’s the car from Cars. My Childhood just got brutally annihilated Thank you
why did authors stop naming their chapters i loved it when there was a clever little title for each chapter it was great
*fake moustache falls off to reveal a real moustache* god damn my identity is revealed
i have a unique art style. i call it “i tried”
"date a girl who reads!!", "brainy is the new sexy!", "bigger books are better than bigger boobs!"
oh shut the fuck up
date a person who makes you smile, who makes you snort soda out of your nose and still thinks your laugh is cute
not based on how many john green novels they’ve read or episodes of sherlock they’ve watched you petty little fucks
the guy in front of me walked into a post and i was so busy laughing that i walked into the same post
we’re going for coffee tomorrow morning